In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the world of Bitcoin and social media influencers, Elon Musk has been unmasked as the secret father of multiple Bitcoin influencer babies including those belonging to Justine, Katie the Russian, and Internet Sophie. This shocking scandal has sent waves through the internet, leaving
1. @CarlaBitcoin has been Having Unprotected Sex Your favorite wig wearing, hard money enthusiast has been getting laid way more than you in the bear market. Insider sources (thanks Walker), say that Carla has been having, "Some of the best sex of her life, like incredible, absolutely mind blowing stuff.
[Austin, TX] - Eco activists from Greenpeace have taken their fight against cryptocurrency mining to new and uncomfortably hot heights. Two activists recently barricaded themselves inside the hot aisles of Bitdeer, a Chinese firm with operations outside of Austin, Texas. As confusion reigned among the Chinese employees as to what
Ukraine, a nation nestled somewhere between Russia and the Black Sea, is making waves on the global stage once again. President Zelenskyy, known for his eccentricities and outlandish statements, and likelihood to dance mostly nude, was recently caught off guard by a hot mic that recorded an unexpected conversation. In
In a series of revelations surprising nobody, former Compass CEO, Whit Gibbs has returned to Twitter to shill an entirely legit and not at all potential affinity scam associated with a Middle Eastern mega-fund. Upon returning to the social media site, Gibbs posted to his extremely real and not at
Renowned on-chain analyst Willy Woo has made a surprising prediction after emerging from his apartment and catching sight of his shadow. According to Woo, this sighting confirms that the bear market in Bitcoin will persist for an additional 8 weeks. Drawing on his extensive knowledge of technical indicators and market
The Bitcoin community has been buzzing with laughter and delight over the hilarious memes created by Bitcoin Bekka. While Bekka's memes have brought joy and amusement to many, there is one disgruntled individual among the enthusiasts. Max Shaft, an avid Bitcoin writer, is frustrated that Bekka won't fulfill his request