Young, healthy professional athletes are dying suddenly as a show of support for ESG and governmental intervention on climate change, in new social media trend. Experts say that this is in no way associated with any vaccine and that it is dangerous to even discuss the possibility. Instead, medical professionals have identified Climate Change as the cause of the sudden deaths.
Renowned medical expert and personal caretaker to the President, Dr. Jill Biden, stated at a White House press summit this weekend "Rapid changes in the climate can cause individuals’ bodies to go through shock. This shock can put tremendous strain on even the most fit, well conditioned hearts. That coupled with climate anxiety can compound leading to high risk for cardiac arrest."
The narrative that athletes and celebrities are willingly choosing to die in solidarity with climate measures is truly a new one. - I would remove this sentence, I don’t feel it fits with the satirical tone of the rest of the piece
Bill Gates stated recently in an interview on MSNBC, "It's apparent that we have too many people on the planet, and there is no sacrifice more selfless than ceasing your own existence. I have given many billions of dollars towards reducing the world population and yet I cannot find myself willing to undertake this selfless endeavor."
CDC director, Rochelle Walensky is expected to hold a press conference next Wednesday on the phenomenon.
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