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Munger Converts To Bitcoin On His Death Bed, Following Rat Poisoning

Munger Converts To Bitcoin On His Death Bed, Following Rat Poisoning

The Lord Satoshi ushered Mr. Munger to the other side on Tuesday, November 28th following an unintentional ingestion of lethal rat poisoning which lead to the financial titan's death. Warren Buffet's side kick accidentally ingested a lethal dose of rat poison, thinking it was instant coffee, and was rushed to

Open AI Announces CZ Will Be Replacing Sam Altman As CEO Of Open AI

Open AI Announces CZ Will Be Replacing Sam Altman As CEO Of Open AI

On Tuesday, it was announced that Changpeng Zhao "CZ" would be stepping down as CEO of Binance. On Wednesday, Open AI, which is the company behind Chat GPT, announced that they had entered into talks with CZ to replace former CEO Sam Altman. Open AI is currently in disarray after

$4.3B Binance Settlement To Be Sent To Ukraine/Israel, Payout In Tether

$4.3B Binance Settlement To Be Sent To Ukraine/Israel, Payout In Tether

The United States Department of Justice has come to a settlement agreement with popular shitcoin casino, Binance. Part of the agreement includes a $4.3B settlement for breaking US AML laws, as well as selling unregistered securities. The other part of the agreement is for founder, Chanpeng "CZ" Zhao to

Congress Extends Term Limits Beyond Death So Dianne Finestein Can Run Again

Congress Extends Term Limits Beyond Death So Dianne Finestein Can Run Again

Both Republicans and Democrats in both houses of congress have passed a bill extending term limits beyond death. Part of the bill also includes a $30k a year stipend for memory care. Politicians that are deceased, but still wish to remain in office, have the opportunity to have their bodies

Yellen, Biden, Clinton, And Gensler Endorse Bitcoin For Money Laundering

Yellen, Biden, Clinton, And Gensler Endorse Bitcoin For Money Laundering

In a strange move, American politicians have begun endorsing Bitcoin as a good way to launder money in order to avoid taxes. It appears they are understanding the extent of their overreach and see Bitcoin as a way to average citizens to protect themselves from their policies. This week, Janet

Merriam-Webster Dictionary Now Accurately Defines Taxation As Theft And Extortion

Merriam-Webster Dictionary Now Accurately Defines Taxation As Theft And Extortion

In a controversial, yet based move, Merriam-Webster has quietly updated the definition of taxation to be, "When a government extorts their citizens out of money with threats of violence." Prior to the update, they had some generic definition along the lines of, "The act of collecting taxes." The move shows

River Bans Payments From Chase To Try And Mitigate Child Trafficking And Money Laundering

River Bans Payments From Chase To Try And Mitigate Child Trafficking And Money Laundering

On Tuesday morning, Bitcoin exchange River, announced it would be declining any transactions coming from JP Morgan Chase. River is well known for being the only "Bitcoin Only" exchange to have not used the now defunct Prime Trust for their back end. CEO Alex Leishman announced that the company would